Christmas list for state of Iowa sports figures
Saturday, December 19th, 2009By Jeff Hare
DidYouHareThat.com
Christmas season is upon us. Everyone is out shopping trying to come up with the perfect gift. I got to thinking, what would be the ideal present for some of our local sports figures? Here’s what I came up with.
Iowa quarterback Ricky Stanzi -An eye exam. We love you Ricky, as you have led the Hawkeyes to many great wins. But it seems like you throw a lot of passes to the guys in the opposite color shirts. (15 TD passes, 14 INTs in 2009).
Northern Iowa football coach Mark Farley-A third chance at a field goal against Iowa. (The Hawkeyes blocked two UNI field goals in the last 7 second to beat the Panthers 17-16).
Iowa State Athletic Director Jaime Pollard-The ability to forget that three years ago, he turned down new Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly and hired Gene Chizek. Chizek promptly led the Cyclones to a 4-19 mark in two season and fled to Auburn. Pollard made up for it, when he hired local boy Paul Rhodes as his replacement as Cyclone coach.
Iowa State football coach Paul Rhodes-All the sun creme he can handle as he leads the Cyclones to the Insight.com bowl in Phoenix.
Cedar Rapids Kernel General Manager Jack Roeder-A Midwest League schedule that is backloaded with games in July and August, not April and May as has been in previous years.
Iowa womens basketball coach Lisa Bluder-A hospital ward next to her office at Carver Hawkeye. That way she won’t have to travel far to see her many injured players.
Ex-Iowa State, current Penn State wrestling coach Cael Sanderson. Moving vans to get him out of Ames.
Iowa State mens basketball coach Greg McDermott-The following letter to be delivered to his office. “Dear Coach Roy Williams of North Carolina: I Changed my mind. I wish to decomit to the Heels and play for my hometown team, the Iowa State Cyclones. Signed, Harrison Barnes (Barnes. said to be the nations top high school recruit, currently attends Ames High School.)
Iowa wrestling coach Tom Brands-Classes in “How to read and write the Russian Language”. (Brands has Russian speaking students interpret Russian wrestling websites for him. He says he doesn’t trust most English translations.)
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